Sunday, July 31, 2016

3am-3pm

Well my first 3am shift went surprisingly well. The melatonin eventually kicked in and I fell asleep by 10pm or so. Unfortunately for me this still meant only 4 hours of maximum sleep. Let me say that it felt like I was in the twilight zone waking up in the middle of the night for work. The drive to work was also surreal; no traffic on the road and parking was extremely easy.

While things were going well for me, it was a different story on the home front. Brendon checked in around 2pm with reports that miss Piper had thrown up twice. Meeeerrrrrrrrr. I came home to this little pathetic scene:


This was after round two. Her blanket had to be washed and she was clutching her temporary blankie in one hand (a clean shirt hastily grabbed from the fresh laundry to quickly try and comfort her) and some ice water in the other. Her paci was out and she was fast asleep. After she woke up I gave her a dose of Tylenol and a nice long soak in the tub and she was seemingly ready to go. Around 8pm I made a late dinner per Kennedy's request. "Kraft macaroni and cheese". Seriously can't tell if she just watches too much television or if she just has an extremely great memory. Welp, Piper's belly was not ready to keep that down and I'll spare you the diaper details. I have a feeling she got ahold of a piece of stray food from the ground or did a bit of garbage picking and ended up with a stitch of food poisoning. Is my toddler the only one that goes dumpster diving?

I put her to bed as soon as to was feasible and crossed my fingers hoping I'd seen the last of that. Then, Kennedy and dad had "girls time". Brendon had promised Ken that he would paint her nails and somewhere along the course of setting things up this happened:


What a champ! So fetch, I might add. Kennedy told him he had to "let it come off on it's own, NO PICKING" and he agreed. We'll see how that goes, haha.

On my last stretch of energy I have no shame in my attempt at cleaning up.


Tomorrow is a new day and I don't have any obligations.. well, besides putting the play table away the right way.



ZzzzZzZZzz.
Leia

Saturday, July 30, 2016

new schedule

I start my new schedule tomorrow after 4 weeks of training. I tried and tried to prepare myself, including a daily dose of melatonin tonight, but alas my brain is going haywire. The girls have done really well with having their bed times pushed back but.. not tonight; they are currently cuddled up on the couch watching a movie with dad. Tomorrow is definitely going to be rough but I thought getting some feelings out there on the interweb might calm me down. Oh and doing this slow breathing technique I saw to help you "fall asleep in minutes". 



2am is so close..
Leia

Friday, July 29, 2016

lights out


If you like scary movies I highly recommend you go see this. When the opening credits started and I saw that it was a Warner Bros. production, I thought it would be sketchy and stupid but boy was I wrong! Also, I didn't realize it was PG-13, this would have made me 100x more skeptical. I screamed out loud twice and stayed on edge even when it was obvious the freak out moment had passed.


^^ Extremely chilling, right?

My only gripe was the ending. I'm not the type to spoil a movie so I'll let you see it for yourselves and form your own opinion.



"When Rebecca left home, she thought that her childhood fears were behind her."
Leia

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

mid-week meal share: pineapple ginger chicken

Licking my lips and practically drooling at the thought of this recipe. It was so good but this is probably the most complicated recipe I'll be sharing to date. I mean, maybe you won't even think it's all that complicated since you're a five star celebrity chef but for me this is a dinner that I will have to plan out and be mentally prepared for.

Cost effective: for me it cost me $16 to get the ingredients I didn't have (chicken, pineapple, coconut oil and apricot jelly -- if you've been humoring me and have been making recipes as I've shared them you will only need to buy these items too! Like how that works?).
Easy to concoct: you don't have to be Julia Child, but you will need more than just beginner kitchen skill, I believe.

And the list is extra hefty and like the peanut noodle pasta salad there was no way I was going to take the time to measure and arrange 20 separate ingredients. NO SHAME; we're extra average around these parts, remember?


1½ pounds chicken breast/tenderloins (pounded thin and cut into bite-size pieces)
2 eggs
2 tbsp water
1 cup flour
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp paprika
*½ tsp ground ginger
½ tsp onion powder
½ tsp black pepper
½ tsp salt
⅓ cup + 2 tbsp apricot preserves (I just used 6 tbsp because.. annoying)
¼ cup soy sauce
¼ cup brown sugar
½ tsp coconut oil
1½ tsp (3 cloves) minced garlic
*2 tsp freshly-grated ginger
1 tsp Sriracha
2 tsp cornstarch
1 cup fresh pineapple, diced

Notes:
I forgot to add ginger root to my grocery list so I did not have any *freshly-grated ginger, so for the pan portion I used squeezeable ginger and for the *ground ginger portion, I didn't even think to look in the spice section knowing I had my squeezeable ginger so for the flour mixture I just left it out because I imagined that the squeeze ginger would have stayed in one clump instead of dispersing evenly. For the pineapple juice and diced pieces, I bought a can of Dole Pineapple Tidbits and used the juice from there.

And now, let us begin!

1. First thing I would do is prepare your chicken bites. Once you have them all cut up to size, go ahead and preheat your oven to 375°F. Hint: if you don't feel much like pounding chicken breast I was able to find thinly sliced!

 
2. In a freezer storage bag combine together the flour, 1 tsp  of your cornstarch, garlic powder, paprika, *ground ginger, onion powder, salt and pepper and *shake, shake, shake*.


3. In a medium bowl (or freezer storage bag because hey I'm trying to save on dishes), add your eggs and water and whisk until your heart's content.

4. Add your chicken to your egg mixture, let the excess drip off and place into your flour and *shake, shake, shake* until it is all evenly coated. Originally I thought I could cut a corner off the bag and let the egg run out but funny story, it was a mess and the chicken kept blocking the hole. And excuse my dirty ass sink.


5. Before you do anything else with your chicken, line a baking sheet with foil (or non-stick spray) and try to keep your greedy puppy away from the food! And cry when you get a good look at the state of your kitchen.

 

6. Fill said baking sheet with your flour coated chicken!



7. Now here's when the instructions get a little wonky. The chicken needs to bake for 10 minutes and will need to broil for 8 minutes, flipping at the halfway mark. While the chicken is cooking is when you'll want to try to do the sauce. Also this is when you'll want to cook up your rice if you desire. I was honestly frantic at this point.

8. In a large pan add your coconut oil and melt over medium heat. I added my garlic and ginger at this point because I didn't follow the directions well enough, but hey! It turned out just fine and if you are like me, skip to step #10.



9. Once your coconut oil is melted add your garlic and ginger and cook for 30 seconds!

10. Add in pineapple juice, soy sauce, apricot preserves, brown sugar, Sriracha and the remaining cornstarch and mix until evenly combined.



11. Bring your mixture to a boil, reduce heat and cook until slightly thickened. Remove from heat.

12. I left my sauce on the stove and added my chicken and pineapple instead of mixing in a new bowl.



13. Enjoy!



Guh, I truly wish this recipe wasn't such a headache. I mean, overall the cooking techniques are not difficult, it's the multitasking. I loved, loved, loved this one! The sauce had the best flavor. Perfect amount of sweet and spicy.. at least in my opinion. I'll definitely be making this one in the future, but I'll have to mark in on the calendar, haha.



YUMMMMMMM.
Leia

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

barbie: life in the dream house

You guys, it is truly sad how much I enjoy watching this show.


^^ the clothes in her closet are just like the sets you buy in the store, haha.

One day a few weeks ago I found Kennedy watching Netflix on our iPad and Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse was playing. It was one of those parenting moments where you feel horrible and absent; asking questions like: "how do you know how to operate Netflix"; "how long have you been watching this show"; "why aren't you using your iPad time constructively for ABC Mouse?!" A moment when you're so awestruck because you can't believe your kid is watching this Barbie reality show trash but then you remember they are only four and particularly like playing with Barbie's (by the way Saddle N Ride Barbie is legit and totally checks out).

Fast forward from those "few weeks ago" to me looking forward to the moments when she asks me to snuggle up on the couch with her to watch a few episodes. Yeah, yeah, bad parent points for encouraging "screen time" but hell, we all need a break every now and again and this show is hilarious! The Barbie's are so very obviously supposed to be the dolls. From the way they stiffly fall down to the way they show everyday items in the scene and they are "actual size".



^^ and how suggestive is this?! Haha, they put this in for parents to keep us following along, right?

But how the hairspray is the same size as the doll? I think it's so hilarious. They aren't trying to suggest they are humans, but that they are in fact dolls.

One thing she was saying A LOT today that has me considering reducing her watch time of this show was..

SNOB-NOXIOUS

WHAT?! Needless to say I don't need her spouting off California snobby valley girlesque phrases.



Life in the drreeeAAAaaaaaam house!
Leia

Monday, July 25, 2016

tampons

Yepp. 


Today Piper discovered a box of tampons and opened a few of them up. She used them as various household items: chapstick, razor (or so I would presume when she rubbed them on her cheeks), hairbrush, and drumsticks. Drumsticks are a household item, right?

And my sweet innocent Kennedy assumed they were magic wands and kept continuously waving them around the living room.



Happy Monday!
Leia

Sunday, July 24, 2016

chores

Kennedy seriously has a thing for shoes. She doesn't discriminate: tennis shoes, ballet flats, sandals, flip flops, athletic soccer cleats, etc.; she loves them all! Well, it's getting to the point that she is asking on a daily basis if we can go shoe shopping! Obviously this is not something we oblige on a daily basis, let alone a weekly and/or monthly basis.

So, we finally decided that if there was something she wanted, i.e. "Sketchers from memory foam with tiny trampolines on the bottom", she would have to earn them by doing chores for one week. Guys, the Sketchers nowadays are so hideous and tacky! Were they always this way and I never noticed since I was a kid and likewise enjoyed wearing them?

These are the first pair Brendon so reluctantly bought for her:

And these are the ones she earned through her chores:
I guess these new ones are less of a headache..

While there are normal expectations we already have of her such as keeping her room clean and picking up after herself we added uncommon tasks for her to complete.



New chores were:
  • Folding her own laundry
  • Picking up dog poop
  • Cleaning everyone's mess in the playroom
  • Mowing the lawn
  • Taking out the trash
  • Organizing my closet by color
  • Vacuuming
  • Scrubbing the base boards
  • Cleaning the toilets
  • Feeding the cats
  • Feeding the dog


Okay, so some of those are chores off my wish list.



Cinderelly, Cinderelly.
Leia

Thursday, July 21, 2016

portraits with piper

The girl's birthdays will be here before we know it, and to try and stay in front of the chaos of planning, I thought I would try to sit Piper down to snap some pictures for her invitations. Key word here is: TRY. I snapped countless photos and while some of them still turned out great I wasn't completely satisfied to slap one on an invite.

We'll see what I can get in the upcoming week or so, but until then, enjoy!


^^ Then Kennedy; the kid who never smiles right for her own photos got struck with a bit of jealousy, I presume.


 And lastly, my favorite outtake of all..



 Flowers are like.. super yummy gaiz.



Wish me better luck next time.
Leia

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

a horse named carter + an impromptu meal share

As I mentioned in my last post, Brendon surprised Kennedy by taking her to ride Carter, my brother-in-law's girlfriend's horse, and she had an absolute blast. 


^^ Pure love. Melts my heart to see her so content and happy.


She was taught how to make him turn, stop, and back up. Where he is boarded they also offer horseback riding lessons. Once I do some more research.. like finding out whether or not you have to own your own damn horse.. and erm, cost.. I'm going to see if we can choose that over soccer next year.

In addition to this photo series I have a super easy and super delicious recipe to share. I hadn't even planned on blogging it so it doesn't compare to the setup I normally like to have for you guys, but after Kennedy and Piper had three servings I figured it was well worth it!


Cheap and super easy! Obviously I snagged it on Buzzfeed from a 'spaghetti four ways' post; this is the fourth one. They are titled as heavenly and I hands down agree (I have added two of the others to my grocery list later this week). I made a double batch and altered the ingredients slightly due to frustration in not being able to find fresh basil at the store.

What I used:
1 pound ground sausage, mild
1 pulverized onion
1 tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
1 jar tomato basil spaghetti sauce
2 cups milk
1 box pasta

1. Boil water and cook your pasta.

2. Brown your sausage and then add onion, salt, and pepper; cooking until onion is translucent. Every time I read translucent I always pronounce it as trans-Luschek.. like from Orange is the New Black. Where did this association come from? I don't have the slightest idea.

3. Add in sauce and milk and cook until sauce has thickened.

4. Toss in your noodles and mix until they are all coated and delish-ified!

5. Enjoy!



Now I'm starving.
Leia