average mom blog: shart

Saturday, May 21, 2016

shart

Kennedy my dear, you make me crack up and simultaneously question every action I've made or every word I've spoken in front of you.

She shit her britches y'all.

Leia

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I'm Leia, and I'll be your tour guide upon the Hot-Mess Express; the train of existence in which we attempt to balance the struggle with the good life. Here we offer various luxuries that include, but are not limited to: dirty hands, attitudes, homework assignments that are undoubtedly finished in the last hours of a deadline, rushing out the door late for work, celebrity crushes, novels, exhaustion, and the debate between whether we should go to the store for groceries or just say, "To hell with it, we're ordering pizza!". The Hot-Mess Express has multiple conductors who determine at random where we will head each day and I can assure you they will make multiple appearances on this adventure.